May 2012
Guys.
I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to my new soap. Or shaving creme. Or something in the water here. Or I’m dying or I don’t even know.
^things that happen when you decide to be frugal and switch to cheapo everything.
I borrowed my roommate's GPS today...
It spoke in a weird voice.
When I got on the highway it asked me if I was up for a drinking game.
And then like ten minutes down the highway it randomly asked me to stop for Rum.
Um…
I am actually yelling at a robot on Apple Support.
I have said my phone’s serial number three times. MAYBE IF YOU WERE A PERSON NOT A ROBOT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND ME.
caraisasailor asked: Just so you know I can no longer judge your eating habits. I ate an entire box of zebra cakes last week..
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clumsyarchitects replied to your photo: Felt super sad and alone last night. Got on…
This is literally the worst playlist I have ever seen.\
Lawl, according to the interweb, these are the greatest country love songs ever. Who am I to argue?
…as I put it on repeat…
Strawberry Wine | Deana Carter
Every conversation I have with Sam ends with...
Sounds about right.
I am just sending all kinds of messaged I don’t need to be sending on Facebook lately.
I’ve messaged like 3 different people this week that I really shouldn’t have contacted about things that really didn’t need to be said.
I just can’t let things go if I have something I want to say.
None of them have a tumblr. I should have just done the three little posts/rants...
