March 2012
farfromeden:
Hayley Williams is just really hot and perfect and stuff
On a creep scale of one to call the police...
HOLY SHIT.
I was just given an assignment for my honors course in Klingon. This is completely serious. I have to complete this assignment in fucking Star Trek language. I am not nerdy enough for this omg.
February 2012
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So this happened during physics today...
British bro: OH oh wait can we change our answer? That's wrong. Sorry. Our bad. We were totally derping around.
Class: HAHA
Professor: Derp? I've never heard that word...is it a British thing?
Class: HAHAHAHAHA *applause*
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So during interviews...
I’m pretty sure I intend to say something along the lines of “Oh, yes I would be a good fit for this position because of my leadership experience in….” but it comes out as “OHyesiwouldbeagoodfitforthispositionbecauseLEADERSHIP.”
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Get back from interview in business suit.
Throw on closest pair of sweatpants.
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Seriously? I guess you'd prefer my panic attack.
*Going in for a blood test*
Me: Hi, I'm sorry but I'm on anxiety medication specifically for needles, so I really don't handle this kind of thing well. Could I possibly use my other arm to call and talk to my dad during?
Doctor: No phones allowed.
The Lion King came on the tv downstairs while some...
…and the entire room was like “NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASYMPONYAAAABABABEEEESHENABAAAAAAAAAA.”
Or, you know, however that actually goes.
Musical Insults
Brand New: Have another drink and drive yourself home. Hope there’s ice on all the roads. And you can think of me when you forget your seat belt and again when your head goes through the windshield.
Mayday Parade: I hope you fall into the ocean, and the current leaves you helpless, swimming around, as the waves crash over you until you drown and float away.
The Maine: You’re as fake as the moans you make. And you’re as weak as the hearts you break.
We are the In Crowd: You’re not quite Satan, but I really think I hate you.
All Time Low: THAT GIRL THAT GIRL SHE’S SUCH A BITCH
